
Click on the image above and inspect it closely. If you wonder why fellow DH editor, Brad Ellis, has a necklace made of plastic bags around his neck or why my head is wrapped in toilet paper, maybe the cards in the middle will give you some indication of how fun this (new to me) board game is. Quelf could be the new definition for the word ‘random,’ as that is all this board game is based on. If you like getting yourself in bizarre situations (such as having one person to your left speak to you through their hands about the dark side using a Darth Vader voice AND having a person to your right whisper to you like they are a golf commentator)….all while you are trying to play your turn, then this game is for you. – Beccy Harris, DH Picture Gal
Cards Against Humanity – You like the game Apples to Apples? Of course you do. Are you a horrible person? Most likely. Then you’ll love Cards Against Humanity. It plays a lot like Apples to Apples, but instead of your traditional cards, your cards may read something like, “8 oz. of sweet, Mexican, black tar heroin” or “The KKK.” Is that horrible? Absolutely. But as their tagline says, it’s “A Party Game for Horrible People.” Not for the easily offended (actually, not for the offended at all) this game just doesn’t go over the line, it’s so far past the line, that the line has become a dot on the distant horizon. I haven’t laughed this much (out of shock and humor) in a long time. – JR Tschopp, DH Word Guy
Fact: I write (and talk) about reading and books frequently, quite possibly too frequently. I’ll be honest; I’m not going to spare you any of my preaching this week. However, I am going to mix up my program a bit. I am going to get my booky chitchat on about something surprising that has transpired in my life over the past year. When I graduated from library science school a little over a year ago I was primed to go out and get a job. Bring on the ability to pay off these student loans, world! Due to my pressing need for a reliable federal loan repayment plan, I cast my job-snagging net wide. I did this with one hesitation in mind: I kind of didn’t want to work in a public library. I fancied myself more academic, corporate, or government librarian. Public libraries were great, but they just weren’t my bag. Then a funny thing happened–I got a job in a public library. Now you can’t beat me down from my public library soapbox. I love my job, so bear with me as I tell you why public libraries are epically awesome.
The value of public libraries extends far beyond reading and entertainment. Libraries are not only a cornerstone of knowledge, but ride alongside social welfare organizations as a great democratic equalizer. Libraries open doors to everyone, and bridge the digital divide for individuals that would otherwise not have access to technology. Libraries house literacy and ESL tutors, genealogists who can help you unlock your past, and some of the best storytellers I’ve ever seen. Love knowledge? Be a geek @ your library. – Karly Steele, DH Word Gal
Not feeling overly awesome. A bit more eh rather than epic? Ditto. Enter the Standard Process Purification Program. I’ll pause so you can make all your diaper and poop jokes. All done? The folks at SP have put together a 21-day plan that involves a hefty dose of their supplements plus and even bigger amount of fresh vegetables and fruits, plus lean proteins toward the end of the program. Yes, because of an increase in fiber, you’ll experience some poop variations, but nothing requiring an Occupy Restroom campaign. But you do pee a lot. And you’ll likely have some “derail your day” headaches at the beginning, but that’s just your body asking, “What happened to all the sugar and caffeine?” I know what you’re thinking: “Strange poop, pee all the time, and killer headaches … What’s the upside?” Let me tell you a few of the benefits I’ve personally experienced: lost weight, improved my diet, increased energy, clearer skin, better sleep, and the disappearance of chronic headaches. The last one was a HUGE deal for me. I’m currently in the midst of my second SP Purification, and I plan to do this twice a year to serve as proper diet course correction. I know this (or any other kind of cleanse or purification) isn’t for everyone, but I much prefer to get my kicks from greens than some five hour energy drink. – Brad Ellis, DH Picture Guy









